smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

Smarts

Smarts is something that intelligent people have.

ie. What's being exported to China.

Why does our government fail?
Because we've lost our smarts.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 18, 2011

smarth

(verb) to smoke weed.

Whose tryna smarth?

by denkimenk September 28, 2021

shart balloon

somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly

Sarah Palin is a shart balloon

by swerty35 January 15, 2011

Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

I'd shart

Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.

Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!

by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016

tally hall shart gif

an extremely infamous gif that shows as one of the top results when you search tally hall in gifs. it pictures a particularly explosive shart, and is captioned "tally hall".

i'm gonna send the tally hall shart gif
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by not yrall April 21, 2021