Ah-Gucci Shoes

Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."

I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"

by Casper's Roast June 26, 2024

Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.

“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”

by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

Spilled ink on the shoes

Kutiya jalti hai mujhse

Nihao spilled ink on her lil sister’s shoes while writing note on lantern - Spilled ink on the shoes

by Gangsta_fbd March 14, 2025

Section 8 shoes

Similar to concrete shoes. Another method of human disposal where the bodies feet are tied to two old car batteries and thrown into the water; usually a numbered st bridge

Homeboy got his section 8 shoes on and went for a swim.

by Male, white for tax purposes. May 10, 2025

goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.

mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes

by morendih June 28, 2025

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

I Have a Hole in my Shoes

A POV TikTok originally posted in February 2022 by Chris Barnett featuring his brother asking their dad for new shoes. Chris makes the same request, stating he has a hole in his shoes. For God-knows what reason, the specific line "I have a hole in my shoes" became a meme four years later in January 2026.

Brother: Hey dad, can I have some new shoes?
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.

by austicles January 25, 2026