slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Slapper

A very very good song

“Damn, this song is a slapper”

by Lil Kammy September 29, 2018

slappy

Someone needing a slap, needing to 'snap out of it'. They might be behaving moronically, ridiculously, or being a lazy SOB.

*At a friend's party and your mom made you bring your annoying little brother "Sorry about my brother, he's being a real slappy today"

by mannerisms January 20, 2022

scum slapped

to be struck across the face with the drool saturated hand of a baby, resulting in spastic wiping off of the face.

"that baby may look cute but if ya get to close your gonna get scum slapped."

by th hit man February 1, 2008

Wrapper Slapper

when your done fucking your girlfriend and she's all like OMG that was great. you take off your condom and slap her in the face with it.

BOOM bitch! eat my Wrapper Slapper

by sir warapper slapper January 24, 2011

Die Slappenhymen

Vigorous five-fingered slaps administered to the vulval region of a woman who was asking for it

She kept insisting Ron Paul was a real person, so I gave her Die Slappenhymen.

by the_great_ganonderp August 23, 2011