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Shake it like a polaroid 

From the song Hey Ya by Outkast, the phrase "shake it like a polaroid" means to shake like the act of masturbating. One developes a polaroid by flicking their wrist in a back and forth motion.
Bradford went to shake it like a polaroid in the bathroom, but found his brother already developing his own polaroids.

Chinese Salt Shaker 

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
Chinese Salt Shaker by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

shake it like a polaroid picture 

What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."
"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"

"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"

Shake Junt 

A blunt composed of only shake.
That was a danlk ass shake junt you rolled the other day hombre
Shake Junt by Arther February 12, 2008

Shake n bake 

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes
Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready
Shake n bake by Mad_Dot_Sushi December 11, 2019