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Queef

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that
by Cayden the cu#t June 11, 2019
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queef

a fart coming out of a girl’s vagina.
charlee: i just queefed
me: oh shit me too
charlee: can i smell it
by stinkycock11 September 14, 2019
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queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news
by raynaud October 15, 2019
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.
She queef-cocker’d me last night
by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018
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Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.
Oh great now we have a queef baby as president
by Echc93 December 27, 2017
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