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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Queef master

You’re the best queef master I know
by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019
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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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Queef Knuckle

1. The term queef knuckle is the feminine act of being overly conceited.
2. A feminine douchebag.
Kim Kardashion is such a queef knuckle.

You are such a queef knuckle!
by Snykes April 23, 2018
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Queef

This is a special word used globally. Usually to use as a password; as an adverb the term can be sexual. But it’s could be used in a regular conversation, such as the word, “and”.
Hey how’s it going! Just queefing that’s all. Load up the mut squads game boys.
by Perpetratur June 17, 2023
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Sandy queef

by anonymous February 26, 2021
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Queef

I queefed that six iron and missed the green by a mile.
by shareski August 30, 2020
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