london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."

?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"

by hanes underwaer April 26, 2010

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Territory Poacher

The act of another sales person calling into your protected territory and secretly working deals.

That douchebag is a territory poacher. He was working stuff in my territory for a while and now, this jackass has the nuts to ask me for a split!!!

by JWood aka MaHuang March 12, 2011

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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

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Facebook Poacher

Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.

Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)

Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.

by Cosa nostra its my thang! July 23, 2011

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