poop liking

when you like social media posts from the shitter

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG

by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

Dingo poop

The currency used in Australia

how much dingo poop did that dirty dickless wombat cost you

by That guy you know the one December 30, 2009

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

poop faggot

the poop faggot is the poop faggot

Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot

by Kim Jong Putin December 26, 2020