pizza pants

culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.

"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"

by Q September 28, 2003

Yoga Pants

Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.

My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"

by Artlife September 5, 2018

Pants Bunny

1. When you use an iron to dry your underwear, the iron turns excess water into steam and lifts it away into the air, leaving the underwear warm and fluffy. Like a bunny, but in your pants. A pants bunny.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)

2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.

I am your pants bunny.

by Bela Rasmussen October 5, 2004

dirty pants

Carrying a big load a poo in your drawers.

Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.

by pugmug July 11, 2011

Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.

Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.

by Some gay faggot March 15, 2010

dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.

yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!

by umpypump April 25, 2009

nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009