Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.

Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

puppy mood

The type of feeling you get when you feel like getting pampered (like a puppy), cuddled, or called a "good boy" by your romantic partner. It often leads to romantic fantasies about such things happened, though the feelings are quickly replaced by shame after a few minutes making you think, "What the hell WAS I thinking?"

A: So, what have you been doing lately?
B: Just laying in all bed with the puppy mood.

by Samuel Forrester November 26, 2024

puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Hush puppy

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.

I needed with a hush puppy last night, please keep this on the low.

by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches

Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today

by akaKevin April 3, 2009

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016