faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

Heart Punch

That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.

I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.

"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."

by MeatSocks June 24, 2016

anal punch

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !

She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch

by Tenpinner October 1, 2017

fruity punch

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

by Fruity punch February 25, 2014

Manatee Punch

Knocking a girl out with a person's stomach while tittyfucking her.

Taylor manatee punched a girl the other night and now she has a black eye.

by Devotoare April 3, 2015

Punching the clown

Masturbation jerking off whacking off jacking off

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.

by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018

thug punch

Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.

Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
...
Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!

by MetOfAwe January 26, 2016