pumpkinphilia

a person whose sexually attracted to a pumpkin and wants to fuck it

bob - "dude who fucked my halloween pumpkin"
jim - "idk man must of been the pumpkinphilia next door"
bob -"oh that white girl next door"

by Kolibrii June 20, 2025

Pumpkink Carve

To carve/carving out someones anal cavity until the human feces fall out.

Yo uncle skeeter, want to pumpkink carve?

by Thegroupcondom September 28, 2025

Pumpkink

The act of surgically carving out your anal verge, until your anal prolapse falls out like Hiroshima.

Tom just pumpkinked himself!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.

I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.

by Miss Teri April 10, 2015

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"

We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.

by herbnderbin November 21, 2017