Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.
by RainmanRob May 11, 2010
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by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008
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n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
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by Cartoonist December 13, 2012
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(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.
by the poo meister January 2, 2014
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"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015
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by Harold P. Whitcomb June 22, 2008
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