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patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"
by hphphp November 25, 2009
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petting the kangaroo

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee
by bj447799 October 7, 2009
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pattyfatty

A woman who's really fat usually with chubby hands. One who has no control over her diet problems.
"This one here is a pattyfatty she crushes anything in her hands"
by Bbuns January 29, 2015
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petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.
"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"
by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016
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Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.
Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
by Eoin July 11, 2016
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Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.
I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.
by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019
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Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.
Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.
by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019
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