Obama Philosophy

Where you say an amazing, epic speech to someone in need or help in life, to make obama proud!

Everyone wishes they could change something in their past, somethings they have said, done or anything else, but that's life you gotta not think about the past but only, the future. The future is a present that you can shape and create to whatever you want..." I said. "Damn, thats was some good Obama Philosophy right there

by Blooxpert February 26, 2011

Obama it

Verb. To steal, acquire without the owner's consent, or take. A sense of entitlement is required.

Damn dawg, I want some camping stuff. why don't we just obama it from them cracker scouts?

by TheRedHorseman March 7, 2009

Obama

the new president of the united states. In all honesty, nothing can be said about him right now because he hasn't fucked up or succeeded yet. However, his campaign has sparked a new age of stupidity. (Not Obama's fault however)

I have news for you people. EVERYONE is a least a little bit racist. EVERYBODY has prejudice, and if you deny it you are most likely a total fuckhead. Contrary to popular belief, white people aren't the only ones who can be racist. Black people are racist, Asians are racist, Hispanics are racist, EVERYONE is racist. reasons and degrees of racism vary with EACH individual. Not everyone who voted for obama voted for him because he was black, but some people did. Not everyone who vote for mccain did it because he was white, but some did. GET THE FUCK OVER IT

by Var effing Sinler December 29, 2008

Obama Time

When playing Nazi Zombies, particularly on Der Riese, "Obama Time" is what you say when someone asks "Who is going to open the door? Obama Time is in reference to the person with the most points at the time, therefore punishing that person for doing well much like Obama is doing to everyday people.

Player 1: Come on we need to open the door to the teleporter!

Player 2, 3, and 4: Obama Time

Player 1: damnit, this is BS

by Dempsey sucks September 3, 2009

Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."

Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!

by Dequandry Ryan August 23, 2011

Obama Beesechurger

The Best YouTube Channel

Obama Beesechurger is known for blowimg up orphanages, burning down the white house, and sending death threats to their fans

Joe: Hey have you heard of Obama Beesechurger?
Mama: Ah yes! He sent me death threats yesterday

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The Obama

When the guy wants to break up with a bitch, he takes a black banana and stuffs it in her vagina, for one last pleasure while saying "IT'S TIME FOR A CHNAGE!"

A woman who took everything from you and it was time for the Obama.

by Mitchyslickkk April 4, 2009