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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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Hook-up

To make a hook-up, usually involves Ramen with whatever else you have available to make it better... mayo, butter, cheese, peanut butter, chicken... something people do when all they can afford or get is ramen and they want to switch it up so they make a hook-up
Hey, want to try this hook-up i just made. . I cant tell you whats in it but its good. Try it.
by NJ1989MP August 9, 2020
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Hook

french kissingf
are they hooking? should we go hook somewere?
by lil bbqboi December 19, 2016
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Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!
Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.
by HeatonUp January 3, 2024
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eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
by snotty monkey February 26, 2010
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Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.
“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”
by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023
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