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Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
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blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE
Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.
by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023
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phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
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girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it
Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
by imbored1999 June 13, 2022
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boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up
alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!
by dhfnfbsbdn March 1, 2023
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Hailey’s girlfriend

Hailey’s girlfriends name is hope they are perfect together sure they most likely fight once in a wile but the are perfect together
by mia rei November 25, 2021
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girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for
"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"
by fc2078 January 20, 2021
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