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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish
Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe
by Based! April 11, 2022
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make a clean job

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
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Clean McKenzie

by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
by typesend December 30, 2011
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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