Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

by mmdog June 16, 2010

Crap

Your older brother. (Talking to you Dakota)

Looks like crap!

by 061005 November 10, 2018

Dank Crap

a dank crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did

by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

crap sack

a crap or poop in a sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks

by penal cavity May 24, 2016