One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
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Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 8, 2019
Get the ninja bar mug.This is a word to describe how girls are fake, dishonest and evil to each other by doing sly, under the radar things to one another i.e. passing mean unsigned notes, sending rude texts, tagging things on bathroom walls, spreading rumors, leaving people out..you know bitchy like a mean girl, quiet and sneaky like a ninja.
As opposed to being a cool chick.
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010
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– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014
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Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!
Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?
Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.
Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!
Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?
Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.
by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019
Get the Ninja Slice mug.A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
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