A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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As opposed to being a cool chick.
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010
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– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014
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Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 8, 2019
Get the ninja bar mug.The combination of Acid(LSD), Psilocybin containing mushrooms, Molly(MDMA) and Mescaline.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
Person A: Did you see how he evaded the cops? It was like something out of The Matrix!
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
by Strider shin January 31, 2022
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Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
Get the Ninja thong mug.One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
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