Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.

I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.

by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020

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status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

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ninja-kickarific

an act that was so terrific a ninja could have performed it.

man that guys landing was ninja-kickarific

by emoizzy135 July 8, 2012

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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011

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ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

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