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needle dick

basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
by Berry Blueman October 12, 2010
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I need to start riding a bicycle

I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.

You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
I need to start riding a bicycle
by Death Menace April 3, 2023
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needtawrite

Needtawrite is a slang for someone who needs to write to pay the bills. This person is usually an awesome writer with the ability to write anything.
This person is usually of high intellect and is loved by all women and feared by all moonbats.
Needtawrite is one hell of a guy.
by Tommy Green December 11, 2005
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needled

needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world
it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled
by :pPppP June 11, 2006
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Need the Remix

1.Expression used when someone wants or needs a better version of a really bad song.
2.When someone needs to relax, to chill, calm down
3.Expression used when someone wants or needs something better, or upgraded, or of a higher level (remix)
1."This Micheal Jackson song is awful...yo man i need the remix though..."
2. "OH MY GOD I FAILED MY EXAM!!!"
"yo man, i think you need the remix..."
3. "This computer is too slow...i need the remix..."
by Dj Chris December 13, 2008
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Needledorf

(Knee) (del) (dorf) A tiny saltwater bound creature that some people find delicious when cooked. Needledorfs are native to Canada waters and are tiny shrimp like animals with beady eyes and long tentacles. Needledorfs are good in cocktails. The word can also be used in contextual reference to someones stupid actions. Can be used as a singular EG: "Needle"
Person1 "Man i just slammed my shopping cart into that pregnant lady and she gave accidental birth from the impact!"

Person2 "Dude you needledorf why the hell didnt you watch where you were going, did you at least buy some needledorfs for dinner?"
by Djaries April 18, 2007
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needleflermia

large fear of needles.

in this condition you might black out or begin to fell weary. this is a very common condition,and there is no cure for it.
I have needleflermia.
by needler April 8, 2009
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