clean cutoff

When you're done pooping and have wiped your butt and you find no residue on the toilet paper you've had a clean cutoff.

Bill: Sorry I took so long. I had to take a crap.
Frank: Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
Bill: Fantastic! I got caught up on some Words With Friends games and I had a clean cutoff!

by captain7 May 25, 2014

Clean Your Fucking Cache

The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL

Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL

by napstaa967 December 9, 2019

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Clean bangin

Northern Irish term for something being disgusting.

English- The weather outside is terrible.
Northern Irish- clean bangin out der

English - That smells is horrible.
Northern Irish - That smells clean bangin

by Masseyfergusonby&johndeerehey August 21, 2014

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Clean

The cocaine one gets before one cooks.

Yo! Drop that clean in the beaker, and get that baking soda... That baking soda!

By: Sensei Shun!

by Sensei Shun July 22, 2024