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cooter brains

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain
he was drunker than cooter brains.
by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007
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brain fark

When your brain over thinks about the opposite sex that you are attracted to and can never be with. They sometimes call you "friend" and "sister/brother". Knowing you will never have them, you continue to talk to them, making yourself feel better for that short time. After that moment has passed you, you cant get them out of your head, think of fairytales and you begin to question "why why why".

This can be associated to crushes.
I am sooo brain farked.

Men are all brain farks.
by dd1414 July 15, 2009
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Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)
" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"
by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008
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Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.
Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
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banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!
I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!
by scrale May 2, 2014
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Brain Tattoo

an image which is extremely fascinating or horrifying that you see or is envisioned from a verbal description which stays in your mind for a long time or permanently to be recalled later at an inoppurtune time.
Aagh! I just got a brain tattoo of that pot-bellied dude riding a bicycle in only a speedo, a bandana, socks and shoes. I did not need to see his vienna sausage and mini plums.
by J. Gowen May 15, 2009
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