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monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.
somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.
by biffstu March 12, 2009
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Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.
Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!
by Beer Titan February 1, 2013
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Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.
Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.
by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016
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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
by cindyS February 27, 2008
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Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .
by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009
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Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.
"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"
by J.T. Rita January 13, 2010
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