surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

Desert monkey

1) An arab
2) A terrorist
3)someone with a name such as "Ravnete" or "Harsimeron"

Guy1: dude, wanna go over to rabbagees house?

Guy2:fuck that desert monkey

by poopooiinurface May 23, 2009

chunky monkey

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003

Beer Monkey

Adj. A phrase which describes the post hangover feeling of foreboding and doom accompanied often by an inability to attain restful sleep despite severe fatigue.

Dude I had the worst beer monkeys ever last night, they rode me all night long!

by Hego1983 January 20, 2009

Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009