dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

by matt May 25, 2004

mexican stand off

A situation in which weapons, espcially guns, are pointed or aimed at a number of persons by a number of persons.

There's a mexican stand off in the movie True Romance.

by HybridFlare June 30, 2005

mexican lysol

lysol and tabasco with some water used in mexico like pine_sol. U smell it in baha california.

in riverside california mexican lysol is used everywhere. I said to su amiga "California starting to smell like Mexico."

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

Mexican Midwife

When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.

It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.

by The Gooch2 January 28, 2009

Mexican Dream

Walking into a hole in the wall Mexican restraunt. When your hostess asks you,"What shall you have this evening." You reply" A taste of Mexican Dream please." The hostess escorts you to the back of the restraunt where the sweaty former female Mexican wrestler "Maria" spreads her legs and lets you taste Mexican Dream.

EX. What do you think I should order?
Bro you need to ask the waiter for Mexican Dream?
Mexican Dream?
Its the best thing here! Its so special its not on the menu?

EX. Man you have to try the "Mexican Dream."

by Mr. Kitty is a "Navy Seal" April 17, 2011

Mexican Kangaroo

While you're working a speed bag, you blow your loud into her FUPA.

I know I'm a little over weight so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a Mexican Kangaroo.

by Andrew Woomer May 23, 2011

Mexican Piss Water

Eh Canadian name for Corona beer.

It can be identified by its bad taste, yellow colour and low alcohol content. Often seen on hot sunny days sitting in direct sun light adding to its already rotten flavour.

eg.1 - Mike was camping up the road at Spray lakes Canmore for the weekend reached into the cooler and to his horror pulled out a Corona and screamed " Who bought Mexican Piss Water!"

eg.2 - Doug drove his friend to the liquor store to buy beer Doug's friend returned with a case of Corona, Doug turned to his friend and said "you paid money for Mexican Piss Water ?"

by Canadian Word Smith April 13, 2015