Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.
While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
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A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
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Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
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