Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

B'lang'n

A trait that has traced back to New Jersey where the rules of society’s civil decency are ignored for short term personal gains.

Don't be B'lang'n because it's bad for karma.

by danhoranusa June 17, 2021

The Lang

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

Shao Lang

Your grandpa

"Who's Shao Lang?"

"Your Grandpa."

by poor guy bird November 21, 2021

Jayden lang

You are probably a black male. You might have a sister named janelle and a brother named enzo. Your dad might be named jamal but maybe even jamal boom. You probably play basketball on the JV team freshman year. You played fortnite with a mexican and a white male. Your sisters hot by the way. But anyways, you are extremely well in school and never seem to let anybody down. you might be quiet but you’re the life of the party.

Dude 1: Who’s that guy kissing ben grier right now?

Dude 2: OH THATS JAYDEN LANG!

by Johnathan smithathon November 22, 2021

Alex Lago

He’s a fucking god better than everyone else

Alex Lago never loses.
Everyone wishes they were Alex Lago

by complete human November 22, 2021