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Knuckle Touch 

A touch of the knuckles to smooth something really douchy that you've done.
Friend #1: (Hits his friend really hard)
Friend #2: What the fuck man.
Friend #1: That was for earlier, knuckle touch?
Friend #2: (Touches knuckle) Yeah, its all good.
Knuckle Touch by The Jock 17 January 20, 2011

douche knuckle 

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.
1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.
douche knuckle by R. Myers March 14, 2008

fuck knuckle 

a large mass around the penis. resulting from torn blood vessels when a penis is "broken" or bent while erect. often referred to as dick gristle.
he had a fuck knuckle in the middle of his penis.
fuck knuckle by Mrewood November 5, 2010

knuckle dragger 

Military slang for Military Police
Don't speed past the Brigade HQ, the knuckle draggers are out pinging people with their radars.
knuckle dragger by Digrar April 23, 2006

Buffalo Knuckle

Cameltoe, deerfoot, major labia, pussy lips, & pek-pek(pinoy)
Ay dog, you see the buffalo knuckle on that breezy!!!
Buffalo Knuckle by N E 1 4 A 69' September 1, 2006

Moose Knuckle 

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.
Moose Knuckle by katbermat April 29, 2007