Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.

"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."

by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009

philip nicholas juan

Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.

money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!

by mrdefincool November 2, 2013

The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

by Not Mancow July 9, 2014

Pulling a Juan

An 18 year old virgin

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .

by Jerry730 July 19, 2016

Get some Juan

A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.

Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night

by JuanBootyLover April 8, 2018

Hispanic Becky (Juanita)

Basic Hispanic/ Latina girl; zero flavor; white washed. Thinks she’s better than she actually is. Is the joke people are laughing about.

Mira esa Juanita allá se cree una diosa.

Translation: look at that Hispanic Becky (Juanita) over there, she thinks she’s a goddess.

by 6666xx November 5, 2021