July 3

This day is when the most cute people are born your smart talented fun to talk to and not always willing to share what's wrong but your kind and lovable

July 3

by Slightlywanted February 24, 2022

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July 16

We don't get recognized enough, Scene Kid/Goth Kid/Emo Kid S3lf-H4rm awareness day (and my birthday happy birthday to me)

What day is it?

July 16, Scene kid/goth kid/emo kid SH awareness day!

by Goofy Scene Kid (Travis) April 29, 2023

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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

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