Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
Get the michael jordan jeansmug. When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010
Get the the michael jordan v2mug. by Eskils April 4, 2021
Get the Jordan Schlansky kinkmug. A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is
"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."
"Damn she must be bad as hell."
"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
"Damn she must be bad as hell."
"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
by hrhsher March 20, 2023
Get the Jordan Poole Testmug. by gayassmichael September 1, 2020
Get the Bully jordan daymug. "an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)
by Glide08 July 11, 2016
Get the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordanmug. by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
Get the Jordan's loose buttholemug.