The Jones 

Used to refer to Indiana Jones. When Indy becomes angry, he turns into The Jones, and subsequently goes on a killing spree, typically killing nearby nazis and other evil-doers.

The Jones is comin' to getcha!

The Jones by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

MIKE JONES 

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

MIKE JONES by brantley010 November 7, 2007

Alex Jones (Big Al) 

Fat little guy, with Red hair.
The best guy you will ever met.

Such a good guy.

Driving down the road:

"Hey look it' s Big AL!!!"

Windows roll down:

"BIG ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

Alex Jones (Big Al) : "Hi." *Checks turning red*

Alex Jones (Big Al) by mary robertson October 24, 2017

Ben Jones 

An Internet creeper, someone who makes inappropriate and lewd sexual advances towards another individual in a public forum.

Dude! Quit Ben Jonesing the ladies! They don’t appreciate unwanted sexual advances from creepy guys on the internet. That’s no way to treat a person!

Ben Jones by TAGS Crappiest Caver May 21, 2018

Brokeback Jones 

A very gay dude that is sexually attracted to other men; loves to suck cock; lick penis; lick hard cock; and blow hard penis.

Dude, that was so gay, you are such a Brokeback Jones.

Dude! Get off me! Stop being a Brokeback Jones!

Brokeback Jones by GGG Money July 16, 2008

Mike Jones! 

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.

Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???

Mike Jones! by HonusP July 27, 2010

calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.

Sup Calico Jones.

calico jones by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017