Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."
by skevwo February 27, 2021
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014
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Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.
An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
by Suburban Definer February 29, 2024
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iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.
Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
by jafsports March 09, 2011
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Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.
Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.
by Thorntor April 29, 2015
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 18, 2022
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frank irons

frank irons doesn't support the top g
by TOP G TATE LOVER !@#$%^&*(!) November 14, 2022
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