Irish Slip n' Slide

When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.

There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.

by wigglingpicknobble July 14, 2023

Irish Bagpipes

It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.

She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!

by WilfordTX January 15, 2009

Irish screen break

Surfing the internet whilst at work

Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.

by Craigie01010101 March 1, 2009

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

Irish Pimms

Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.

Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.

by Bar-M Badger May 26, 2010

Irish Whisper

When an Irish man takes a shot, farts and says "wanna fuck?"

That dude totally Irish whispered at that girl at the bar.

by LuckyAce10 July 15, 2017

Good ol' Irish Beatdown

When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.

Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!

Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown

by The Italian Stallion 1972 July 17, 2011