Internetisis

An illness, caught by spending too much time on the internet. Symptoms include; using 'lol' or other acronyms as words in everyday life, declaring actual objects to be photoshopped and sticking captions to cats.

Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.

Internetisis by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009

Internet Prime Time

The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downloads.

"This album is taking forever to download! It must be internet prime time"

Internet Prime Time by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

Internet Island 

An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.

Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.

"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."

"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."

Internet Island by JimsPseudonym August 28, 2009

Internet week 

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work

I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.

Internet week by ontobetterthings February 18, 2010

internetuendo 

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.

Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

internetuendo by WJMoore March 2, 2010

internetical 

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

internetical by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

Internet-Towel 

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

Internet-Towel by Paintgirl January 5, 2011