washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

Washed

Referring to when someone is past their prime

“He used to be the best player on the team, but now he’s washed.”

by littlemonkey1234 August 30, 2025

White Wash

A Mexican dude who wears Flannels and crocs

“Yo you seen Leo today”
“Yeah man he really became white washed”

by Imtoospicy June 28, 2022

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.

After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.

by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020

curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024