Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

Butt Orphanage

The act of cumming in a ladies hind quarters as the man is leaving his children in a rectal orphanage.
Term coined by BBGodlike on Feb 20th, 2017 during a Xbox Live conversation with his friends.
Also makes an awesome band name, I deserve royalties if you use it.lol

James: Yo how'd your session with Susie go?
Arnold: She was down for whatever, even let me take it to the Butt Orphanage !

by BBGodlike February 21, 2017

Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.

I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".

by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

by benofmn July 15, 2013

butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 3, 2012

Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

butt shucking

The act of shoving a corn husk up ones booty/corn hole. Similar to pegging (ew), but with corn on the cob. Chocolate covered popcorn is the ideal outcome.

Josh receive a nice butt shucking from his gay lover Devin.

by Pierre Boudreaux August 26, 2017