hard body

The act of face checking (or hard bodying) a bush in League of Legends, or the act of doing something heroic.

"Hard body that shit man, what are you doing!!? Don't puss out just get up in that!"

by djsjr October 9, 2011

try-hard

Someone with erectile dysfunction, who tries to get HARD.

Patient: Doc, you have to help me I've been a try-hard all day and i just can't get it up.

Doctor: I see, I must prescribe some Viagra.

by JeRsEy CItY aka ChillTowN June 28, 2010

Try-Hards

One who gives their full-effort on everything for no particular fucking reason. mostly associated with school, there is always that group of kids that just talk about school work and school shit and school this and school like. like yo, the reason why everyone thinks your a reject queer is because all you do is TRY- HARD. stop fucking trying to be the best at everything. its fucking embarressing.

Try Hard #1; Heyy taryn what did you get on the A.P. Trigonometry test?

Try Hard #2; Ohh i got a 98, i had to go to the nurse's office i was crying to hard. when i get home i'm going to rewrite that paper on quantum mechanics and how time travel is immp-----

Normal Kid; You are both Try-Hards shut the hell up. jesus your all really fucking annoying.

by thatkidyoulovetohate41 October 7, 2011

Florida Hard-on

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.

I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

Twi-hard

A die hard "Twilight" movie fan. Fans of the movie series "Twilight"

The Twi-hards can't wait for the next Twilight movie to come out.

by darkwolf2u July 7, 2010

Try-Hard

Some dude who always tries to be the best. Includes Sucking up, being a loner, and also a wannabe.

Guy 1: Oh Great!! (sarcasticcly), Brendan won again.
Guy 2: Man, he is such a try-hard.

Guy 1: He He, yeh

by JC Almighty October 11, 2004

hard charger

A typically young adult male who feels the need to burn excessive amounts of gasoline and endanger everyone else on the road because he has a tiny penis.

Man A: I'm a badass hard charger because I can push a small plastic petal with about half a pound of force! Yeah!
Man B: I'm a man because I have a dick.

by Danny N. July 21, 2006