When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
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Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!
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Get the hangen' mug.A retired Fraggle who has aged out of the chaos but not out of the delusion. A Haggle is an old hag-adjacent creature who now spends their time loudly “identifying” Fraggles in the wild, mistaking familiarity for insight and projection for wisdom.
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
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