handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019

Handjerb

A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.

Maria: Move, Becky, you clearly don't know what you're doing!
Becky: YOU TERKA MAH HANDJERB!

by Moosii September 2, 2019

Handle

Hispanic slang for picking up a girl/boy

"Aye Pablo go Handle at Ashley she loook fineee"

by ActSippa September 12, 2019

Handle

Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.

The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Handrail

A really hard cock during a handjob

My wife gave me a handrail last night.

by Smooth-sink November 15, 2019

Handels

Handels is a school on Aland islands. You don't learn anything in handels and it's too tryhard to choose other schools. Handels consists of depressing and poor people and there is a 99% chance that you will become drug addict or a school shooter.

Hey Elliot I'm studying at handels!
Oh no, he has no money.

by skräll January 10, 2020

Handlebars

Holding on to a mans shoulders during sex, so you don’t off. Kind of like a jungle gym

He has some MASSIVE handlebars

by Anonymousbitch125 April 13, 2020