SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit

this motherfucker is a goose

by davesss August 22, 2023

goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.

goose has a fucking long cock

by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008