Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3

person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..

by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.

I'm going Moon Gooning tonight

by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024

Goon

Just a straight goober

G-clocks and boggs are straight goons.

by ThereGoesBeau December 23, 2018