Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

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vent goblin

My son

Have you ever seen Craig's vent goblin. He is dark!

by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024

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sausage goblin

a gay person

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins

by meggly October 27, 2021

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Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 20, 2023

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(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."

by Cineteria January 22, 2025

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