morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 22, 2022

Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

Glass Body

Fragile, Broken, Worn Out type of body.

“Anthony Davis gets injured too much he’s just a glass body player.”

by 3MG Qu3 July 22, 2025

glassing

Violent attack in the UK that happens typically in bars or clubs bathrooms. It involves smashing a drinking glass or beverage bottle against someone's face and then pushing it into their face. It's very common in the UK with 80,000 instances happening every year.

Mother was glassed in the face by a stranger in the club's bathroom while she was reapplying make-up, she didn't see it coming.
That guy was permanently blinded by a glassing attack in a bar when he was in the bathroom.

by jamesdodo August 14, 2024

Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.

by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020