looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in

Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes

by RCFMO August 29, 2024

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group

Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon

by Wh sole August 22, 2018

Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy

D'Ondre is a goon.

by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018

Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".

"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"

by YVLdoja December 4, 2024

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 5, 2011