Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 08, 2017

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never give up never surrender

A catch phrase from the fictional TV show "Galaxy Quest" in the movie Galaxy Quest (1999). Became a ongoing joke for foregoing logic and forging ahead with little plan

Inmate 1: "Why do you insist on trying to escape from the cell with a toothbrush. You will never be able to get through the walls with that."
Inmate 2: "What else are we going to do. Never give up Never Surrender"

by Epic Borris September 13, 2013

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If you can't take it don't give it

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

by madbovine February 07, 2012

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give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie “Outer Banks” where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.

“Oh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !”

by 🌝🌝🌝🌝 May 21, 2020

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why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty December 20, 2007

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