Grand

Saying something is a grand is pretty much like saying “that is not it”.

A Dud; a wrap; a grand.

Friend 1: “i’m so irritated that I’m the only friend in our group with kids”

Friend 2: “yeah girl, that shit is a grand”

Friend 1: “damn b* you didn’t have to say that….. but you’re right, this shit really is a grand”

by DaDon2Yall June 18, 2023

Grandcats

When your cat has babies they are your grandcats

My cat was horny as fuck and wouldn't shut up so I let her out and didn't care if she came back. 3 days later, my cat returns as a pregnant whore. Several months later she has babies and I I've my grandcats

by Mr.herts donnetit April 24, 2023

Grand Ole Opry

Slang term for the private parts of a Southern woman over the age of 70.

Emmylou Harris is still beautiful for her age, but I suspect it's a rough go at the Grand Ole Opry, if you know what I mean...

by Wayne King III April 30, 2023

Garanimals

an American brand of children's related clothing separates, created by Seymour Lichtenstein in 1972 for Garan Incorporated

Garanimals: You Wore Them Once, Now It's Your Kids' Turn".

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

gorand

white who wipe there ass using paper cuz the can't wash it. they use lghdtv+. they got no braincells

yo there gorand

by gorand-hater May 17, 2023

grandager

A person who ages gracefully, embracing change and time as it shows on the skin, in the hair, and in the character of the face. A natural person who allows the passage of time, and the experiences of life to show without the interference of cosmetic surgery or photographic filters. Someone who has lived long and has earned the right through life and experience to show and be proud of wrinkles, fine lines and changes in hair color

She was only 58 but you could see she was a grandager untouched by filters, fillers and fotoshop

by Sparklelarkle July 3, 2023

grandbully

When you find yourself talking over your grandkids to be the first to explain something.

I discovered I was a grandbully when I found myself talking over my young grandchildren to be the first to tell their mother how great the movie Ugly Dolls was.

by Gma_mcjazz July 15, 2023