fudge tetris

The act of having spontaneous anal sex and poking a turd on entry.

My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.

by Anfkiller March 5, 2024

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 14, 2010

Fudge Fracking

This is where a bunch of Dirty Petes Friends Shoot Hot Cum Up Your Ass, breaking up the Fudge Packing, releasing the semi-solid oily waste and natural gases from your anus.

Dirty Pete has built a business on Fudge Fracking as a Fudge Fracker, Dirty Pete Does House Calls, Call Dirty Pete Today.

by BCManDingo February 28, 2017

creepy fudge

Poo of the sticky brown variety

"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"

"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"

"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."

"i just did"

"don't swear in front of my kid ok"

by CommandoHoofing January 7, 2012

Fudge

The hottest nigga in the world that has a shlong and pulls all the thick white girls in Dodger Middle School. He’s Indian tho.

Yesterday, Fudge fuck everyone in the school.

by Gghhnbvfffgnn April 17, 2019

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.

The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!

by Banana77 June 25, 2016

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021